i hate teachers who dont let u go to the bathroom because “too many people went already” like yea but none of those people were me and our bladders arent connected so just because they peed already doesnt mean i dont have to pee anymore
when someone makes a joke about something you’re insecure about
"can you stop clicking your pen"
I’ve realized that you can’t really hack someone’s tumblr like you can on Facebook. On Facebook you can update a status to say, “I like dick in the eyeball,” and everyone would be freaked out. On tumblr, people would be like, “yeah man me too.” Then post a gif from supernatural.
If you can’t handle me on Adderall, you don’t deserve me on Xanax.
WHAT THE FUCK HOW
THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA BUT I WANT LIKE TEN OF THEM
OMG, FLOOFY BIG BABY. <3
who the fuck keeps a tiger as a pet
there is literally a white family in brazil with nine tigers as pets
that is…that is a receipe for death
oh yes. they are all going to die. tigers aren’t even social cats ffs.
White people are strange…
they always trying to live life to the extreme….
The only time I agree with having a tiger (or any big cat/most exotic animals in general) as a companion animal is when it has been rescued from a shitty situation and is kept in a nice big enclosure with plenty of room and food and stimulation
Not inside your fucking house
BUT FUCK IF THEY AREN’T THE CUTEST FUCKING THINGS EVER HELP ME
Yes they are omfg